K-I-K-I Lyrics
He met her in an animal testing lab
Where all the critters there spent all day screaming, "Help me"
H-E-L-P... help me
He saw the little tube-rat sittin' there in cage
He asked her her name and in a squeaky voice she said, "Kiki"
K-I-K-I... Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki
Well, she'd been around but she ain't never seen
A bunny who's cute, but he's evil and mean
Oh, my Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki
Now she ain't dumb, but she can't understand
How he could wanna hurt people with that knife in his hand
Oh, my Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki
Well, he'd arrived just a week before
And she'd never met that kind of rabbit before
But old Bun-Bun he set her straight, of course
He said, "Come this way or I'll take you by force!"
Now she ain't the type that would argue with him
So, it looks like life's startin' over again
For my Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki
Now she lived with Sam
'Til he kicked her out
Now Riff has to shout,
"No poinging 'round the lab!"
But she won't forget what Bun-Bun said
He said, "Kiki stay away while 'Baywatch' is on...
Because if you don't, you will surely be gone"
Oh, my Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki
"You know that Santa's really got me annoyed.
One day I'll kill him, then I'll be overjoyed."
Oh, my Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki
Now when she eats she makes such a mess
But, that's just the way of a ferret, I guess
I know that she'll never go away
Pete'll have to draw her 'til he's old and grey
If she stopped poinging it'd be such a crime
So, he'll be drawin' that comic 'til the end of time
With my Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki
Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki-Kiki